Newspaper Articles from Year 8
UFO's ARE A FARCE!
UFO's are a farce. They don't exist. There is no evidence to suggest
that they do. And there never will be. The government told me that
the Roswell Incident was a crash landing by Apollo 15. They just
did it to make the humans more aware and have little excitement
in their boring and miserable lives.
The crop circles were only some stupid teenager playing practical
jokes on a miserable farmer. I have to say, it was a pretty good
joke played by them.
I'm glad that we both believe that ALIENS DON'T EXIST!
If you want more information about WHY they don't, call 0800
399999. Phone to be forever haunted!
Matty Ward
UFO's - REAL or UNREAL?
Yesterday another five people came forward saying they had seen
a UFO. The fact that three hundred people a year claim they have
seen one, will soon rise to more than four hundred. However, do
unidentified flying objects REALLY exist?
Scientists have gone mad trying to prove they DO NOT! One scientist
says, "They do not exist! How do you know that you or your
friend saw a UFO? It most probably was an aeroplane or a helicopter!"
There are scientific facts and reasons that totally agree with
this. Furthermore, many people who have reported that they have
seen a UFO, say that they are being rewarded by God
These people are being questioned by famous scientists who are
trying to persuade these loony people with proof, that UFO's DO
NOT EXIST!
However, does anyone dare to question the millionaire who wishes
not to be named? The man with the money claims 'UFO's DO NOT EXIST!
I have seen one land in my garden and I have seen strange, hieroglyphic
pictures that were engraved on a piece of metal which I found
in the place that the UFO landed in my garden. THEY DO EXIST!'
Rebecca Blackburn
8C
AN UNUSUAL SIGHT!
Yesterday a night watchman reported that he'd seen a flying saucer
hovering above the Transylvanian Alps in Romania. He said shakily,
'It was a huge silvery disc, zooming from the north to the east.
It had some strange coloured lights dancing around it. I was terrified!'
The night watchman had seen the mysterious object moving through
the sky wearily, as if deciding where to go. After watching it
for approximately five minutes, it suddenly shot downwards towards
land like a falling star. Mr Drake was very shocked by this sighting
and it caused him to have a panic attack. The sighting was on
the 14th May 2005. This morning villagers walked to the place
where Mr Drake thought he had seen the UFO land.
Scientists and an Investigation Team from Bucharest University
were sent to investigate the scene early this morning. They have
measured the imprints, photographed the site and taken some samples
of soil and vegetation for analysis. What do you
think?
Emma Blackburn
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