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HOTPEN
In a 'hotpen'
story you need to write a short story from a given opening line as quickly
as you can. Here are some examples. First is the start of an example by
Martin Scott, Year 9, which begins with the given words, 'It's not my
fault':
"IT'S
NOT MY FAULT," he said. "So what if I pressed the wrong button
which launched the rocket into space ten seconds before blast off?"
"They weren't ready!"
"So?"
"What do you mean 'so'?"
"Well, all I did was press the wrong button."
"They had no oxygen masks on."
"They've got 720 days to do that!"
The next
one begins with the words 'I remember...'
I REMEMBER
when I walked up to the top of the hill
and saw a shabby-looking man, who was just standing there alone looking
East.
I approached him.
"Why are you here?" I asked.
"Why are you here?" he replied, which wasn't the answer I was
looking for, but never mind.
"I just fancied a walk up this hill," I continued.
"But why this hill, why not that hill over there?"
"Because this is my favourite."
"What is the name of this hill, then?"
"Who are you Chris Tarrant? How am I supposed to know?"
"Well, if this is your favourite hill surely you must know the name
of it."
"Well, I don't know its name."
"Therefore it is not your favourite hill."
"Yes it is," I said, and we argued for a quite a while. Then
I said,
"Well, do you know the name of it?"
"The name of what?"
"The hill's name, what is it?"
"I dunno!"
"Then it is not your favourite hill."
"When did I say it was my favourite hill?" asked the
stranger.
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POETRY PING PONG
You
need a group of people for poetry Ping-Pong. The first person writes a
line and passes the paper on. The second person writes a rhyming line
then folds over the paper so that the first line cannot be read. This
pattern continues with the paper being passed around until you have created
a poem. Sometimes the results make sense, other times.... Here is one
we wrote earlier. Each line represents a new writer.
The stranger
was dressed in a deep black cloak
With the hand of a strangler
about to choke.
He was as white as can be
And he was looking straight me.
He made my flesh creep
I just wanted to wake
from this terrible sleep.
My mind was black as
an overcast sky
Where the birds were flying
up so high.
The
same idea works just as well with a story, as you can see.
We had to
start with, 'After all that turmoil the snake slithered away.'
AFTER ALL THAT TURMOIL THAT SNAKE SLITHERED AWAY
I thought 'thank goodness, it's all over'. At last I can relax. All that
frustration made my head spin like a car on the Waltzer, but now it has
all gone, absolutely nothing to worry about at all. But what if
That sudden element of doubt
made the hair on the back of my neck stand on end. I whipped round, expecting
to see a flash of green as the snake hid, but found nothing.
A sudden cruel 'Caww' of a bird drew my attention to the sky where I saw
those horrid monsters.
Their eyes bulged horribly. You
could feel, even from where I was standing, the rumble of their stomachs.
I gulped, I tried to calmly walk away from the monstrous birds above my
head. But they followed, coming closer. They were worse than midges, that's
when I realised that I was for dinner
eek!
Oh no! I'm going to
get eaten. Help! Get away you stupid things, I hate you. Help! I'm for
dinner, I'm going to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Ouch!
The swarm gathered around his
head. He knew that it was useless to try to escape. They were too well
organised for that. The only thing he could do was to stand perfectly
still and hope that none of them would notice the ruby he was carrying
under his helmet. If he was able just to remain perfectly motionless until
they lost interest, he might have a chance. But suddenly
A terrible thing happened. The helmet was knocked off revealing the ruby
which was worth over a million pounds to the King of Heirzscher.
"Look!" he said "I can explain." But before he could
continue, the angry army officer picked up the ruby from the extremely
wet grass.
"You have stolen the great ruby."
"No, I haven't. I'm a secret agent. The king wants me to return his
ruby." He was telling the truth. But the army officers burst out
laughing.
"Soldiers! Arrest this man. He must be punished for the terrible
thing that he has done."

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